I got my bean-cooking instructions from The Complete Vegan Cookbook. I highly recommend that everyone everywhere grab a copy of this book because it is one of those books that not only has nutritional info for every single recipe, but there’s not a thing in there that isn’t good for you, turns [...]Continue Reading →
It has occurred to me, perhaps quite late, that if the rest of the internet, spam included, is to be believed, then the one thing I do that everyone wants to know about, is the one thing that I, for some tawdry and illegitimate reason, never see fit to write about. Namely, I work [...]Continue Reading →
That’s all I want for Christmas this year.
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JillMurray.com is the 967,044 most popular site on Technorati. That’s right, ony 967,043 blogs are more popular than mine.
In order to capitalize on my overwhelming popularity. I’ve added ads. It’s very exciting. So far I’ve raised $0.15 just by clicking on them myself to see if I installed them right.
And that’s not all. [...]Continue Reading →
Journalist: This weather is awful– and it’s supposed to get worse. You make sure you leave the office early and get home where it’s warm!
Me: Actually, I work from a home office. On days like today, it’s tempting to just spend the entire afternoon in the shower.
Journalist: Oh, that’s a wonderful idea. I [...]Continue Reading →
I’ve developed a verbal tick.
It started when, speaking with a client of a client the week before last, I needed to find a response that would convey the same general sentiment of “no problem,” only more formal, and without even a hint of my not already being on whatever it was I wanted to [...]Continue Reading →
We, as a society, have become way too obsessed with voicemail and call display.
I dialed a wrong number this evening and hung up before getting to the voicemail beep. One hour later, I received a message on my voicemail. “Hi, this is soandso, you called me. I don’t know who you are, but I’ll [...]Continue Reading →
Originally published on PulpLit.net
I’ve got it narrowed down. There are two absolute constants in my life:
I am always hungry. I always have to pee.
Offer me the chance to do either, and I will instantly become at least 10% happier.Continue Reading →