Jill Murray
Overhead last night, on my friend’s street, after all the little trick-or-treaters headed home for bed, leaving the streets to the overgrown, aren’t-you-a-little-old-for-this treaters:
“Yeah, well you look like a virgin in your costume.”
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Your first version was even funnier: “Yeah, well your costume is a virgin!”
Fine. Expose my mis-speaking ways. I’ve been making those kinds of mistakes online and off for about a week now. I must be really tired.
Blame your editor.