I’m in the elevator with my co-worker.
“Have you ever thought about how much time we spend in this elevator?” he says to me.
“Too much time.”
“Yeah. Way too much. I’m sick of this elevator. They should do something to jazz it up. Some plants.”
“Magazines.”
“TV. A little waterfall in the corner. Make it nice.”
“Like a little oasis. A little stomach churning, ear-blocking, vertically transporting oasis.”
“Yeah. Homey. Or something. There should at least be somthing to do.”
“We could bring in an exercise bike.”
He smiles. “Or a stairmaster.”
“Yes! Let’s put a stairmaster in the elevator.”
Comments
Comment from emily
Time: October 12, 2007, 3:45 pm
what an innovative idea!
I also vote for the stairmaster in the elevator! I can’t imagine why there isn’t already one there!
Comment from Chrisa
Time: October 12, 2007, 6:40 pm
i vote for it too!
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