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March 1st, 2007

“Basho”: it means “tournament” in Japanese, or “if you can’t see why these are offensive, we don’t need to be friends” in Jill.
Comments
Comment from Katie
Time: March 1, 2007, 9:58 am
Omg, I just had to go check the skymall website to make sure you weren’t making this up. Unbelievable. And just what my living room is missing.
Comment from Andrea
Time: March 2, 2007, 4:37 pm
There are just so many things wrong about the submissive posture of the sumo holding the coffee table on his back I think I have to go lie down. Maybe SkyMall is secretly sponsored by white power organizations?
Comment from Katie
Time: March 3, 2007, 10:33 am
I honestly think if I walked into someones house and saw that coffee table in their living room I’d crap my pants on the spot. It is insanely offensive.
Comment from lauralyn
Time: March 3, 2007, 12:50 pm
It isn’t even a good table! It looks like it is tipping over, and how large is the ’sculpture’? who buys this?
I think the table one looks sad.
Comment from andrew
Time: March 5, 2007, 6:00 pm
I guess the line of “Basho the Poet” coffee tables didn’t sell so well. Although maybe he sabotaged it before-hand, with this one:
the Dutchmen, too
kneel before His Lordship -
spring under His reign
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