‘Nuff said: If they really expect these gold-plated Bon Jovi records to fly out of the catalogue like hotcakes, Jon Bon isn’t the only one living on a prayer. At $199 each, 5,000 units is going to be a tall order for the Bon Jovi fan. And that kid is lonely. She doesn’t need to be broke too. A little respect, please.
I trust you can fill in the rest of the commentary for this post with your own Bon-Jovi-lyric-based jokes?