Writer Jill Murray

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This week in SkyMall: Space-taking hot dog appliances

In my junk-food-consuming youth, I used to lie awake nights wondering how I was going to cook my next hot dog. Of the five methods immediately available to my family– boiling, broiling, microwave, toaster oven or barbeque– none of them would cook the dogs vertically, or with the proper degree of sporting flair. It hardly seemed right, since it would have been a lot harder for me to achieve my own athletic form without the help of hot dogs.

Decades later, SkyMall comes through with the save:

Pop-up hot dog cooker
$25 more expensive than a marshmellow gun! That just ain’t right.


 

Hot Dog Sport
Guaranteed to keep your buns soft and fresh in more ways than one.


 

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