A waterproof iBook, so I can type in the bath, stat.

I’m sick and achey today. A submersible laptop would make everything better. Plus, I could use all that excess heat from the battery to keep the water hot longer.

Update: TSG, if you’re reading this, I am lying on the couch with your fish hot water bottle on my sternum, between my t-shirt and my hoodie. Under these conditions, its warmth and comfort approximate those of a strangely undemanding newborn. There’s a reason why high school health classes give teenagers sacks of flour to lug around as pretend babies, and not hot water bottles. Thank you.

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10 Responses to Give me what I want.

  1. brokenengine says:

    Is it a head and chest congestion?

  2. Jill says:

    Puffy tonsils, tender innards and sensitive skin, thank you for asking. Congestion may arrive later though. We can hope.

  3. brokenengine says:

    I just got over this last weekend. Still have a nagging chest cough. Still feel tired and run down. But on Sunday, oh, that was fun. Around midnight my fever hit 102. I closed my eyes, and the insides of my eyelids were flashing. greeaaaaat.

    Lotsof sleep, and for gods sakes, drink as much fluid as you can. I found an even mix of ginger ale and apple jouce was soothing and cooling.

  4. brokenengine says:

    By the way, I do actually know how to spell juice.

  5. Jill says:

    J-o-o-s-e, right?

    You’re not suggesting I caught this over the Internet, are you?

    I’m glad you didn’t die from your fever. I think I’ll follow that ginger ale suggestion.

  6. The Single Girl says:

    I am always reading your blog. I am glad it has come in handy. The Milopian Tube sends his kisses and snuggles and wishes he could be keeping you warm on the couch.

    TSG

  7. lauralyn says:

    we’ll have dinner when you aren’t contagious. With soup. I’m making pumpkin pear with ginger tomorrow.

    L

  8. Jill says:

    TSG: Ahhh! I totally forgot about the nickname “Milopian Tube!” For anyone reading and confused, it refers to a daschund named Milo. (What do you mean you’re still confused?)

    L: Mmm soup. I just might steal your stees. I have pumpkin left over from making pumpkin cranberry scones. I have pear leftover from… can’t remember. (What kind of freak has half a pear? Me.) I don’t have ginger, but that’s easily remedied.

  9. Tara says:

    OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I LOVE LOVE LOVE hot water bottles. Warm love in a rubber sack. Mine has a wolly lamb cover my nana bought me:)

  10. Jill says:

    Warm love in a rubber sack, you say… nevermind, I won’t go there.

    Lamby! Cute!