A waterproof iBook, so I can type in the bath, stat.
I’m sick and achey today. A submersible laptop would make everything better. Plus, I could use all that excess heat from the battery to keep the water hot longer.
Update: TSG, if you’re reading this, I am lying on the couch with your fish hot water bottle on my sternum, between my t-shirt and my hoodie. Under these conditions, its warmth and comfort approximate those of a strangely undemanding newborn. There’s a reason why high school health classes give teenagers sacks of flour to lug around as pretend babies, and not hot water bottles. Thank you.
