I came up with this idea in the shower last night.
It’s like a diet pill, but it doesn’t “control your appetite” or “melt pounds away” or whatever, and it has no unpleasant side effects like “anal leakage.”
It’s more like a memory enhancer because how it works is, once you finally remember to go to the gym, and you get all your stuff together and actually go there and you don’t forget your lock or your water or your shoes or whatever, you go through your workout, and then afterwards, when you’re getting changed, or even later, just before bed, you take this little pill, and what it does is, it makes you remember how much you already like exercise while you’re doing it. So then like, you don’t accidentally start thinking exercise is a giant hassle, like usual. ‘Cause actually it’s quite pleasant.
It could even be a placebo and it would probably still work.
Comments
Comment from joanna
Time: October 17, 2006, 1:39 pm
i would take that pill.
i never remember how much i like it until i’m doing it. or until hours later when i realize that i’m in a sunny mood for no good reason.
Comment from miss spitz
Time: October 20, 2006, 5:58 pm
this is genius.
I’m a total jock geek for like, 40 minutes while I’m crunching thigh muscles like he-man. then I see a bottle of red wine, and my memory dissolves.
Comment from Jill
Time: October 21, 2006, 12:05 am
Dude, no kidding. I can’t do ANYTHING once a single glass of red wine comes on the scene.