Oh man.
I hate to link to the same blog twice in one lifetime, but this paragraph is just so perfectly hilarious:
“People have been bearing parts of breasts for centuries, accentuating them, pushing them up, drawing attention to the cleavage. But they’ve kept their butt cleavage covered. You know why? Because there’s nothing alluring about it. Breasts suggest fertility, the buttocks suggest fertilizer.”
So if you’ve every been blinded by a thong or an unfortunately jiggly pair of belt-sized hot pants, go read Crack Kills by Meredith, at Banana Theory.
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