- Carry a briefcase at all times.
- Preface all sentences with “I’ll make you a deal,” as in, “I’ll make you a deal, you can have it by noon” or “I’ll make you a deal, Happy Valentine’s Day!“
- Wear a tie, even to the pool.
- Answer the phone in the third person.
- Stop leaving my tag on walls, and start using it to sign contracts.
- Refer to T.P. as “my files.”
Steps I’ll take to appear more professional
January 26th, 2006
Comments
Comment from katie
Time: January 27, 2006, 12:40 am
Will you wear the tie IN the pool?
Comment from Jill
Time: January 27, 2006, 8:32 am
Yes. You have to take it all the way if you want people to think you’re serious.
Comment from Katie
Time: January 27, 2006, 9:17 am
I’m glad. I feel the same way.
Comment from Purl_Princess
Time: January 27, 2006, 2:43 pm
HAHA.