Preface all sentences with “I’ll make you a deal,” as in, “I’ll make you a deal, you can have it by noon” or “I’ll make you a deal, Happy Valentine’s Day!“
Wear a tie, even to the pool.
Answer the phone in the third person.
Stop leaving my tag on walls, and start using it to sign contracts.
Will you wear the tie IN the pool?
Yes. You have to take it all the way if you want people to think you’re serious.
I’m glad. I feel the same way.
HAHA.