- Carry a briefcase at all times.
- Preface all sentences with “I’ll make you a deal,” as in, “I’ll make you a deal, you can have it by noon” or “I’ll make you a deal, Happy Valentine’s Day!“
- Wear a tie, even to the pool.
- Answer the phone in the third person.
- Stop leaving my tag on walls, and start using it to sign contracts.
- Refer to T.P. as “my files.”
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