Jill Murray

I reserve the right to mock any network ad that shows up on my web site. In fact, I insist on it.

How can I not, when products like these show up in my space:

Praise Moves is described as “The Christian Alternative to Yoga.”

I quote:

“Would you like to increase your flexibility, improve your circulation, and enhance your level of energy? Finally there�??s a program that offers proven stretching and flexibility exercises without Eastern influences. Now you can fill your mind with the Word of God as you practice the postures on this DVD that will:

• promote healing and overall physical health
• relieve stress and enhance relaxation
• glorify God with your spirit, soul and body
• Transform your workouts into worship with PraiseMoves!”

Darn those pesky Eastern influences.

I am all for freedom of religious expression, but when you adopt something that’s been developed for centuries by one culture and then methodically cleanse it of its spirit to replace it with platitudes from your own religion, that’s not freedom. That’s not spirituality. That’s called biting, yo. And if you’re not careful, it’s called hate, too.

Here are some more spiritual tidbits from the fine theological minds at Praise Moves:

“Do you remember when evolution used to be called the “theory of evolution” It’s seldom called a “theory” any longer outside of Christian circles. Interesting. But I digress”

“Yoga’s breathing techniques (pranayama) may seem stress-relieving, yet they can be an open door to the psychic realm — inhaling and exhaling certain ‘energies’ for the purpose of relaxation and cleansing (Paul refers to satan as ‘the prince of the power of the air’ in Ephesians 2:2 — this psychic arena is not a playground).

“You know, she’s a strong Christian and loves Jesus. She does yoga and says there’s nothing wrong with it. I think I’ll take that yoga class being offered down the street.” This young follower may not have your discernment. She may be like my mother and I were - weak and unskilled in the Word of God and open to the deceptions of the enemy.”

Here’s a gratuitious link to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now breathe in… Out… And don’t let Satan getcha.