Writer Jill Murray

About me:

Writer and perpetually injured wanna-b-girl, Jill "J-fic€" Murray dances when no one is watching... Read More »

Top three phrases after which someone should name a new line of men’s cologne and bath products:

  1. I’ll cook you dinner.
  2. I cleaned the bathroom.
  3. Your laundry is in the dryer.

(Say them over an over to yourself in a Eurotrash accent.)

They wouldn’t even need to put pheremones in the formula. That ish is powerful as-is.