http://www.jillmurray.com/2005/11/19/the-queen-of-stupid-injuries-rides-again/ YA Author, Game Writer, Woman of Mystery Fri, 26 Aug 2011 03:13:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.jillmurray.com/2005/11/19/the-queen-of-stupid-injuries-rides-again/#comment-20 JillMurray.com » Root For My Mom Mon, 16 Jan 2006 04:59:46 +0000 http://First,therewasthesharpbutdullconstantbutsuddenambiguousundiagnosablepaininthelowerbackal,hipularregion,broughtonbynothing.Thentherollerblades+speedbump+pavement+teethincident.Then,therewasthefamilyonvacation+keys#comment-20 [...] I’m not going to go out of my way to identify who my mom is or what team she’s on because unlike La S., she’s not that fond of being mentioned in this blog, even if it’s as positive as: My mother, the supreme athlete of the universe, a woman who, unlike her daughter, injures herself only seriously and respectably, is in the provincial championship of curling, competing against people even younger than my little brother, most of whom probably even have the full use of all of their fingers– an unfair advantage if ever there was one in a sport that’s all about throwing and sweeping! [...] [...] I’m not going to go out of my way to identify who my mom is or what team she’s on because unlike La S., she’s not that fond of being mentioned in this blog, even if it’s as positive as: My mother, the supreme athlete of the universe, a woman who, unlike her daughter, injures herself only seriously and respectably, is in the provincial championship of curling, competing against people even younger than my little brother, most of whom probably even have the full use of all of their fingers– an unfair advantage if ever there was one in a sport that’s all about throwing and sweeping! [...]

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