ME: If I was Transylvanian, I’d be the same thing for Halloween every single year.
DR: A cowboy?
ME: No. Mermaid.
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So I introduce to you, Jill’s Halloween Costume 2005:
Vampire Mermaid
She swims; she has fangs; she has a tail; and wears a cape. Her evil medallion thingy clashes with her bikini top but still, she swims with sharks. She is The Vampire Mermaid.
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Oh no, wait, it’s been done before and it’s not pretty.
Behold, Debbie D, Devil of the Deep:
Nevermind…
Maybe I’ll just be a pedestrian, or an undercover cop.
